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We may be awful...but we're right!

A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

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Mar 15, 2019


We had a whole show ready to go, and then Amelia had to be rushed to the emergency room in an ambulance! Of course we had to quickly record her telling Pitney all about it. So the first 30 minutes of the show were tacked on at the last minute. (Sorry the sound is a little tinny on this segment. And the rest was recorded over Skype. We make do when it's not ideal!)

Pitney accidentally offends the old ladies at work. Our impressions of Drs. Phil and Laura and the people who actively screw up their own lives. Those obnoxious women who believe that all women MUST want to want children and will harrass strangers about it. Amelia changes Dr. Laura's mind. Are fertility treatments the ultimate act of vanity? Adoption is awesome. Parenting on purpose. Pitney doesn't hate ALL kids, just YOUR kids.

(Yeah, this one might piss some people off. Bring it.)


Don't forget 2019 is the Year of the Vagina! This week we are visited by Siana and Tricia from the 2 Girls on a Bench podcast! Hear them tell incredibly silly vaginal anecdotes!


Promo: Things Joe Hates and 2 Skeptical Chaps

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

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