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We may be awful...but we're right!

A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

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Oct 25, 2019

If you missed our guest spot on One Giant Leap for Geeks, you can check it out HERE!

It’s Halloween again, and Pitney is getting ready to move back to California, so apart from one last Samhain ritual at his place, he’s focused on purging and packing.

Amelia is gearing up for the hundreds of trick-or-treaters that will converge on her house, and this year she’s rallying her neighbors to get more involved in Halloween festivities. She’s learned what trunk-or-treat is, and she’s disgusted. Paranoid parents ruin everything fun!

Pitney sees dead people. Or, he’s pretty sure he does. Amelia’s sister does too. And Pitney’s mom. Amelia just sees a sad clown painting.

Do you know why witches are depicted riding broomsticks? The answer is dirtier than you realize. Get ready for a special witchy edition of The Year of the Vagina!

Promos: a special #AllTheHorror promo from 2 Girls on a Bench, and 2 Skeptical Chaps

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

New episodes every other Friday. Recorded close enough to Austin, Texas to help with their weirdness factor.

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