Mar 1, 2019
This week we tend to hover around the crotch area. We swear it wasn't intentional.
First up, Amelia shares the story of a weird chocolate treat with Pitney. Edible anuses. Yep, that's right. Then Pitney brings up the insane and splattery idea of enema-themed performance art, which reminds Amelia of the time Annie Sprinkle toured the country inviting audiences to view her cervix.
You already know Pitney's dad is a creep. But now you get to hear an especially creepy story about him. It's so gross, you guys. You'll never think of cheesecake the same way again.
You know what else is gross? Sharing porn with your friends. Don't do that. Eww.
(Oh, and that song we were talking about? You really need to hear it. Pop You in the Pooper by Jeff Stryker)
Boy oh boy, a lot of women really REALLY loved Fabio back in the day. We fantasize about a cruise ship filled with Fabio fans. And do you remember the Topaz Man? Amelia does!
Pitney loves Paris Hilton's album. A lot. And once he screamed so loudly at TV news coverage of her arrest that a neighbor came over to make sure everything was okay.
Don't forget 2019 is the Year of the Vagina! Please enjoy an educational segment where Amelia talks about the location and structure of the clitoris. Your study material for this week: Cliteracy101 and the audiobook "The Button," by @WednesdayMartin, PhD. Follow her on Twitter!
Promo: Work/Life Imbalance
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