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A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

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Oct 25, 2018

Happy Halloween, y'all!

Did you know there are people determined to crap on your Halloween good time? People who think you're a horrible sinner for daring to have spooky fun on October 31st? You know who those people are? Evangelical Christians, of course! Hear what one "former Satanist" and a former teen heartthrob...

Oct 11, 2018

Pitney found an old notebook filled with stories he wrote years ago, stories about his beloved characters Marcus and Mona of the planet Galleria, and this week we share a spooky Halloween story with you! Yes, you read correctly. Pitney and Amelia venture into the world of Scripted Audiodrama!!

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Oct 26, 2017

Happy Halloween and a Blessed Samhain to you all! Get ready for an episode jam-packed with Halloween goodies!

Amelia teaches you about why stereotypical witches wear pointy black hats, have brooms and cats, and boil things in cauldrons! And Pitney teaches us all sorts of crazy things about bats!

Plus we debut two new...

Oct 27, 2016

It's our 13th episode, and it's Halloween! Our favorite holiday by far. The sights, the sounds, the scares, all of it!


We tell stories of our glorious party days of the past and the complications of putting scary decorations on a "murder house."


Then we get to the educational bit where we talk about the origins of...

Oct 20, 2016

We LOVE horror movies. A lot. And this is the time of year when regular people are in the mood for horror, so we got to chatting about horror movies through the decades, and how they often tend to reflect the times!


When we get to the 1980s, it's all about demonic influence on teenagers, so you know we just had to...