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We may be awful...but we're right!

A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

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Mar 27, 2020

Break from the real world for an hour this week and learn all about Amelia’s hair dyeing adventures! Pitney also reminisces about having hair and being a truly awful, yet chronic, hair dyer. Dogs are funny critters with some very strange poop habits, and we sure do know about that. Travel with Pitney to Pantheacon,...

Mar 13, 2020

(Did you download the show on day one? you might have gotten only half of it. Please download again!)


What a crazy week it’s been out there in the real world! But you’re getting a whole 'nuther kind of crazy on this episode. Pitney quit his job, Amelia was all excited about her upcoming trip to London, and Pitney...

Feb 28, 2020

Welcome to episode 100 of the Bitchen Boutique! We can hardly believe it ourselves.

This week, a couple of whiny twins who want us to believe they don't know which twin they are. Amelia isn't buying it. And we break down a list of reasons why some guy claims he "left the New Age." And in the Year of Woo, we talk about...

Jan 17, 2020

We apologize for the sound mix in this episode. We’re on a new learning curve. Bear with us.

This week, we’re talking Netflix’s Dracula and a story about Lestat and Louis that only Pitney could tell. Then a review of The Witcher and whether or not Henry Cavill is hot. The answer might surprise you! Pitney gets hit...

Jan 3, 2020

(The sound is off. Apologies. Also, Amelia has cedar fever, so excuse her stuffy nose.)

Happy New Year!

This is the last episode Pitney recorded in Texas. A couple days after this, he loaded up the truck and moved back to California! Hear us talk about the experience of packing up your life and going home, what he’s...