Preview Mode Links will not work in preview mode

We may be awful...but we're right!

A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

Check out our merchandise at our Zazzle shop! Join our Facebook group! Like our Facebook page!



Oct 10, 2019

Welcome to our contribution to All The Horror 2019! We hope you check out episodes from the other shows participating this month. It's been a blast! Check the #AllTheHorror hashtag to find more!

This week, we're talking about made-for-TV horror. First Pitney tells us about a few films of Lucio Fulci, the master of...


Aug 29, 2019

Itching for more horror content? Well, mark your calendars, because ALL THE HORROR 2019 IS COMING!

Sometimes horror movies come out that modern pagans are afraid will tarnish their reputations. Midsommar was one of those movies. But Pitney saw it and it's totally fine. Weird and freaky, but not offensive to his Wiccan...


May 9, 2019

It's that time of year again: Our TEXAS FRIGHTMARE WEEKEND SPECIAL!

As always, we recorded in the car on the drive home from Dallas, and reminisced about the great time we had at Texas Frightmare Weekend. Hear all about us meeting Tim Curry (yes, THE Tim Curry) and how amazing the con staff was at handling the enormous...


May 11, 2017

It's our Texas Frightmare Weekend Special!

Come with us to the Hyatt Regency hotel in the DFW airport (seriously!) as we celebrate one of our favorite nerdy pleasures! HORROR MOVIES!

First, as we enjoy delicious pints of beer in the hotel bar, we sit down with a friend to discuss what distinguishes horror from other...


Mar 16, 2017

You have GOT to DESTROY that MATTRESS! Amelia is delving into the world of Hellraiser and Pitney helps her along on her journey, as they discuss what the movies are about, their obsession with Skinless Julia and that damn mattress, and the time Pitney made Doug Bradley (Pinhead) laugh! It's Ceno-bitchen!

Have you been...