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We may be awful...but we're right!

A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

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Jan 18, 2018

As we hung out on New Year's Eve, awaiting the frustration of neighborhood fireworks, we talked about how our holidays went, since we hadn't seen each other since our families spent Thanksgiving together! Neither of our Christmases went as planned, but they were still reasonably okay. Hear about Pitney's new obsession and Amelia's Christmas win!

Then we fantasized about the best lives we could imagine, pretending that at midnight we could flip a switch and live exactly the life we wanted. Our answers are probably not what you'd think. But they did include a lot of talk about travel, which led us to reminisce about past trips to New York, and OH MY GOD THAT VERITY STORY THAT WAS ALMOST TOO APPALLING TO TELL. We hope you laugh as hard as we do thinking about it!

And finally, Milo Yiannopoulos. What a shitbag.

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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

We may be awful, but we're right!

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