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A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

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Dec 22, 2016

Happy Holidays! This week, we talk about family traditions and how families come up with their own special way of celebrating Christmas. Trees, fancy or no? Or both? Does Santa wrap presents? When do you open presents? There's a lot that goes into a Christmas tradition!

Then Amelia surprises Pitney with a festive...

Wanna play a game?

Dec 22, 2016

Amelia challenged Pitney this week to a holiday-themed game of Fuck Marry Kill!

Play along in the comments!


Round One:

70s Christmas TV Special Edition


Round Two:

Classic Christmas Movie Edition


Round Three:

Rankin-Bass Christmas Special Edition


Dec 9, 2016

We've gotten some questions about Wicca lately, so we decided to answer them. Pitney teaches us, in a nutshell, about the Wheel of the Year, about rituals and spellwork, and about the duality of deity. Amelia does her best to keep up.

(If you downloaded this podcast on day one, you may have gotten a file with some audio...

Nov 23, 2016

Happy Thanksgiving! It's been a weird year, but there's always something to give thanks for, right? We thought it would be fun to talk about some of the more unusual things we're thankful for, things that continue to bring us joy every day!


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Nov 11, 2016

What a week, huh? We swear it's a coincidence that we're putting up a podcast about being happy during a week when a lot of us are so miserable. But Amelia DID change her mind about calling this episode "Get Happy, Stupid!" so we all won, in a way.

Some people are just determined to be DOWN all the time, you know?...