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We may be awful...but we're right!

A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

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Oct 27, 2016

It's our 13th episode, and it's Halloween! Our favorite holiday by far. The sights, the sounds, the scares, all of it!


We tell stories of our glorious party days of the past and the complications of putting scary decorations on a "murder house."


Then we get to the educational bit where we talk about the origins of...

Oct 20, 2016

We LOVE horror movies. A lot. And this is the time of year when regular people are in the mood for horror, so we got to chatting about horror movies through the decades, and how they often tend to reflect the times!


When we get to the 1980s, it's all about demonic influence on teenagers, so you know we just had to...

Oct 17, 2016

Don't miss our Halloween Special, airing October 28th!

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Oct 16, 2016

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Oct 7, 2016

We're a little all over the place this week with bits of silliness and seriousness. Trusting your gut. Bathing in a public hot tub. Mister Diskette and his quest to see Xena's boob. Listener email! And another tale of the Worst Person in the World.

And Ted Nugent sucks! I mean, that's just TRUE.

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