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Year of the Vagina Year-End Wrapup

Dec 27, 2019

The Year of the Vagina is at an end. We have compiled all 26 segments, from Yay Therapy through Dreaming of a Black Christmas, into a bonus episode as a gift to you. Please be sure to share this 90 minute bit of edutainment with your friends!

Quick note: There is a SECRET CODE WORD tucked away in this episode. When you...

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Dreaming of a Black Christmas

Dec 20, 2019

Happy Holidays! Celebrate a low-key Christmas with us as we talk about the Black Christmas reboot and a bunch of weird Christmas facts Pitney found on the internet. (For example, did you know that some devout Christians once made celebrating Christmas ILLEGAL? Oh, Christians. You so silly.)

This episode features the...

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Something Something, Silent Bob

Dec 6, 2019

2019 is almost over, y'all! When we recorded this episode, Pitney was gearing up for his big move back to San Jose, CA. We talk about new segments being planned for the new year, audiodramas Pitney is excited to listen to in the car, a magic wand made with rubies, and a computer programmer who won't leave Amelia...

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Thankful 4: The Revenge!

Nov 22, 2019

Happy Thanksgiving! Once again, we're here to
talk about gratitude, and list some things we're extra grateful for this year. We're also gonna tell you about what next year's theme will be, so you don't want to miss that!

And in Year of the Vagina news, pubic hair. It's awesome.

Shoutouts to @DavidMillsDept and

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Eight Minute Standing Ovation

Nov 8, 2019

Pitney finally saw the Child’s Play remake and boy does he have thoughts. Neither of us saw the new Joker movie, and boy do we have thoughts. The whole Batman universe? Thoughts. Movies that suck? Guess what. More thoughts.

Ladies, you have more power in your vagina than you knew. Behold the power to control men’s...

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