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We may be awful...but we're right!

A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

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Dec 31, 2021

That's one hell of a title, isn't it? Made you look! In addition to flasked flatus, we talk about honesty in online kink commerce, the "Steve Vai groupie" (a video that was viral back when it meant copying VHS tapes and actually handing them around), a scammy handyman, and a big announcement about what the show's gonna...

Dec 17, 2021

It’s OK not to be OK during the holidays. Commiserate with your pals Pitney and Amelia as we talk about how we just CAN’T EVEN right now. Set boundaries. Eat yummy food. And watch movies where people fight on Christmas because it’s hella cathartic. (We discuss three: A Summer Place, The Ref, and the John Waters...

Dec 3, 2021

Or should that be House of Snucci? Anyway...  


Bitchy old queen opinions about Madonna, Lady Gaga, Harry Styles, Will & Jada, and crossdressing kids.


Promo: Ignorance Was Bliss 

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Nov 19, 2021

Here we are again, that time of year where we talk about the stuff we’re thankful for. But this year, we gave it a bit of a twist.   


And I hope you all understood the episode title, Thankful Balboa. If you follow us on social media, you’ve seen us revisit past Thankful sequels, such as Thankful 2: Electric...

Nov 5, 2021

We are so sick of white women right now. First, Amelia got riled up because a couple of Karens told a Mexican woman she was wrong to buy decor for Dia de los Muertos at Spirit Halloween, and a Becky gave her crap over the meaning of the word "less." Then Pitney saw an article about a paranoid TikToker who is upset that...