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A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

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Sep 22, 2023

We cover a lot of topics, so I'm just gonna make a list:


  • Talking about oppressive heat like the old farts we are!
  • Omigod your toenails are so grody!
  • The joys of smoking!
  • What we've done live on video!
  • Jalapeno dangers!
  • Sudden Benny Hill memories!
  • Our Flag Means Death is back, and so is Joni Mitchell!



Sep 8, 2023

Crocs at pride, El Gato Gomez, the scandalous truth about the Butter Cow, blood is thicker than water, hold your horses, Fulton County Inmate Number P01135809, and the Worst Person in the World. 



2 Skeptical Chaps  @2SCPodcast 

Serial Napper 

Aug 25, 2023

First up, we remember the genius (and the hotness) than was Paul Reubens, and then we fret over who might be the next GenX icon to leave us. 


Then Pitney takes a trip to the Santa Clara County Fair to see a KISS tribute band called Mr Speed, which gets us excited about KISS tributes again, Amelia has a great idea for...

Aug 11, 2023

We're diving once again into everyone's favorite subreddit, Am I The Asshole, only this time the reader of the AITAs is our special guest, Mr. Amelia! But first, Amelia has to work through some anger about inferior construction and materials in women's tank tops.

Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps  and Curious Cat   

(Want to...

Jul 28, 2023

We're into Barbie! Get our pre-movie excitement here and our post-movie excitement on video! (Catch us LIVE Saturday 7/29 time TBD, or later on our YouTube channel.   

But it's not just Barbie -- it's farting as a debate tactic, it’s Pink Ladies in a pink mall, it's rediscovering the bliss of the Japanese pop music we...