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A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

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Nov 17, 2023

Like we do every year, we focus on gratitude in November for our Thankful episode. But this year has some biggies!

- Pitney surprises Amelia with a personal achievement. 

- The importance of found family.

- Knowing when to zip it.

- Happy memories of a crazy past.

- Drag queens are the teachers of youth. 

And we're...

Nov 18, 2022

In a year where we struggled to feel gratitude, it took a little more effort than usual to get our annual Thankful episode together. But in spite of that, or maybe because of that, it’s got some really good stuff in it. Amelia’s giving herself a break, Pitney appreciates a fresh perspective caused by pain, and we...

Nov 19, 2021

Here we are again, that time of year where we talk about the stuff we’re thankful for. But this year, we gave it a bit of a twist.   


And I hope you all understood the episode title, Thankful Balboa. If you follow us on social media, you’ve seen us revisit past Thankful sequels, such as Thankful 2: Electric...

Nov 20, 2020

It's that time of year again where we talk about gratitude, and things that make our world a better place. Everything about 2020 has been crazy, but some good has come out of it. We talk about the people who are struggling to make it work (such as teachers and creatives) in contrast to things like the effects of working...

Nov 22, 2019

Happy Thanksgiving! Once again, we're here to
talk about gratitude, and list some things we're extra grateful for this year. We're also gonna tell you about what next year's theme will be, so you don't want to miss that!

And in Year of the Vagina news, pubic hair. It's awesome.

Shoutouts to @DavidMillsDept and