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A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

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Oct 22, 2020

It's Pitney & Amelia's Spooky Stax!

We're celebrating Halloween this year by sharing our love of Halloween themed records! Music, scary stories, classic sound effects, everything you need to set a Halloween mood! Plus, a bit of QAnon woo!

Here are links to stuff we talked about in this episode!

Scary Sounds of Halloween...

Oct 9, 2020

Angela in Sleepaway Camp.

Liz in American Horror Story: Hotel.

Charlie in Hereditary.


Three very different ways of looking at trans identities.


Welcome to our supersized All The Horror special for 2020, featuring Dr. Leks Drakos, of The Geekly. Find him on Twitter at @leksikality and at



Sep 25, 2020

Don’t forget October is ALL THE HORROR month, and our next episode is a special supersized discussion with our friend Dr. Leks Drakos about trans characters in horror. Tell your friends!


This week we kick it off with an all new Hatin’ on Satan, where we make fun of a woman who thinks wearing face masks and...

Sep 11, 2020

First a bit of catching up, talking about dogs, how insane the weather is, and how you used to be able to afford to live in Austin when you couldn’t pay your bills on time.


Then a quick “woo” lesson in urine therapy. Yup, urine and the people who swear by drinking it.


Pitney saw a couple movies, Resolution and...

Aug 27, 2020

First off, we are SO SORRY about the weird sound issues in this one. It's been insanely hot in California and Pitney's mom's house had NO AC so there was a fan on full blast and we didn't realize the sound was picked up until it was too late!


Beware when Facebook ads suddenly offer you everything you’ve ever wanted,...