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We may be awful...but we're right!

A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

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Aug 25, 2016

A discussion of unguents, balms, and salves takes an odd turn. Then things get dirty. NSFW. We mean it. Oh, and we introduce yet another new character!

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Aug 17, 2016

If Stitcher is your preferred platform, you're in luck, because now you can listen to us there!

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Aug 15, 2016

We just had a record-breaking number of downloads for the first weekend of an episode, and we just have to say THANK YOU!!


Aug 12, 2016

(Sorry about the slightly odd audio...sounds at times like we're broadcasting from space!)

The food like Mom used to make, the food Pitney really shouldn't have been eating, and the wonders of chicken nivernaise. Our biggest boy crushes from the 70s. The arrogance of inanimate objects. And we introduce a...