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The Airport Report

Jun 23, 2017

Sometimes hip and happening means old-school and over. Why would Austin decide its airport needed to go back in time? And do the super-cool lack sweat glands? Pitney and Amelia question the sanity behind some weird new developments at ABIA.

Then we kvetch about how Austin has changed over the years, and how you can't...

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Inside the Bitchen Studio

Jun 9, 2017

What's Pitney's favorite word? What's Amelia's least favorite sound? This week, we took the Bernard Pivot Questionnaire, better known as that thing James Lipton does at the end of Inside the Actors' Studio. We learned some stuff about ourselves and each other!

Then we peruse the Photo Gallery on the Mar-A-Lago website...

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