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We may be awful...but we're right!

A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

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Dec 21, 2018

We’re going LIVE on December 31st to ring in 2019 and celebrate our first 10,000 downloads! Hang out with us on Facebook Live starting at 10pm CST. Like our FB page and join our FB group to get all the latest info. (Details below.)

This year for Christmas we’re exploring some corners of Europe whose traditions made...

Dec 7, 2018

This week brings more of the exquisite bitchiness you've come to expect from us. We complain about how weirdly strict some copyright laws are, our hatred of giant pickup trucks (and other douchemobiles), and the idiots that drive them. Then Pitney shares a story about a weirdo who yelled homophobic slurs at him at...

Nov 21, 2018

(Yes, we went with another sequel title. We're gonna keep it up until we completely run out of ideas!)

A very happy Thanksgiving to our American listeners, and to everyone else, a reasonably good but unimportant Thursday in late November.

Once again, Pitney and Amelia talk about their gratitude for things that make them...

Nov 9, 2018

It’s almost Thanksgiving, so we offer a bounty of the sort of ridiculous and rambling conversation you expect from us! Abandoned birthday cake, horrid song lyrics, loud neighbor fights, the Cassidy brothers, Pitney’s aversion to ugliness, the pain of pleurisy, stylish terrycloth short sets, window shopping via...

Oct 25, 2018

Happy Halloween, y'all!

Did you know there are people determined to crap on your Halloween good time? People who think you're a horrible sinner for daring to have spooky fun on October 31st? You know who those people are? Evangelical Christians, of course! Hear what one "former Satanist" and a former teen heartthrob...