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We may be awful...but we're right!

A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

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Our "Do You Love Me?" Contest Winner!

May 25, 2018

Congratulations to @no_way_sheen!

For promoting our show in public, he wins a prize package full of show swag!

DYLM contest winner 2018

May 25, 2018

It's our SECOND ANNIVERSARY! Time really flies, doesn't it?

This year, instead of doing a clip show, we decided to give you a semi-normal, but still kinda special episode to celebrate the end of our second year. Am I hyping it too much? Probably.

First, Pitney tells us how frustrated he is with how Kerrville Land Rush...

May 11, 2018

This is a tough one, but we promise it's worth it.

We didn't go to Texas Frightmare Weekend this year, so you know we had to have really good reasons. Oh boy did we.

Pitney's reason is kind of hilarious. Itchy, but hilarious. Amelia's reason is terribly sad. And even though she was only barely ready to talk about it,...