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We may be awful, but we're right! A gay guy and his fat friend talking about... well, pretty much everything.  We've got 40 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. Names are changed to protect the guilty. We are vulgar and have potty mouths so please don't listen if you don't like that sort of thing. We also are a chitchat show, so please don't listen if you don't like that either. We are definitely not everyone's cup of tea, but the people who like us REALLY like us. We are open about depression, anxiety, addiction, abuse... you name it. We laugh at our crazy brains and love our therapists.  We've found that being honest about mental illness helps people feel less alone and we encourage listeners to reach out when they need help. If you need a couple new friends, here's two you can stick into your ears anytime you want! You can listen to us here, follow us on social media, and sometimes catch us doing livestreams. Even on video! Join our weird little family. It's fun here.

Our "Do You Love Me?" Contest Winner!

May 25, 2018

Congratulations to @no_way_sheen!

For promoting our show in public, he wins a prize package full of show swag!

DYLM contest winner 2018


May 25, 2018

It's our SECOND ANNIVERSARY! Time really flies, doesn't it?

This year, instead of doing a clip show, we decided to give you a semi-normal, but still kinda special episode to celebrate the end of our second year. Am I hyping it too much? Probably.

First, Pitney tells us how frustrated he is with how Kerrville Land Rush...


May 11, 2018

This is a tough one, but we promise it's worth it.

We didn't go to Texas Frightmare Weekend this year, so you know we had to have really good reasons. Oh boy did we.

Pitney's reason is kind of hilarious. Itchy, but hilarious. Amelia's reason is terribly sad. And even though she was only barely ready to talk about it,...