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Thankful 4: The Revenge!

Nov 22, 2019

Happy Thanksgiving! Once again, we're here to
talk about gratitude, and list some things we're extra grateful for this year. We're also gonna tell you about what next year's theme will be, so you don't want to miss that!

And in Year of the Vagina news, pubic hair. It's awesome.

Shoutouts to @DavidMillsDept and

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Eight Minute Standing Ovation

Nov 8, 2019

Pitney finally saw the Child’s Play remake and boy does he have thoughts. Neither of us saw the new Joker movie, and boy do we have thoughts. The whole Batman universe? Thoughts. Movies that suck? Guess what. More thoughts.

Ladies, you have more power in your vagina than you knew. Behold the power to control men’s...

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