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A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

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Sep 25, 2020

Don’t forget October is ALL THE HORROR month, and our next episode is a special supersized discussion with our friend Dr. Leks Drakos about trans characters in horror. Tell your friends!


This week we kick it off with an all new Hatin’ on Satan, where we make fun of a woman who thinks wearing face masks and...

Sep 11, 2020

First a bit of catching up, talking about dogs, how insane the weather is, and how you used to be able to afford to live in Austin when you couldn’t pay your bills on time.


Then a quick “woo” lesson in urine therapy. Yup, urine and the people who swear by drinking it.


Pitney saw a couple movies, Resolution and...