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We may be awful...but we're right!

A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

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Mar 24, 2023

Pitney is a high fashion influencer. 

Amelia's sister says stupid stuff. 

Pitney loves Atomic Heart while Amelia loves The Last of Us. 


Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps  and Ignorance Was Bliss  

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Mar 10, 2023

Growing up in "ingredient only households" and how that affected the way each of us relates to food. Pitney's mom gets her eyebrows tattooed! And we’ve got bitchen stuff to share: Amelia's new car and Pitney's obsession with abandoned mansions. And you'll never forget the tale of THE TIP. 


Promo: Reel Feels Podcast ...

Feb 24, 2023

Here we go, dragging Madonna. AGAIN. But only because we were already talking about the fear of aging, and she's out there flappin' her comically engorged lips. 


So, why is "anti-aging medicine" even a thing? Aren't people SUPPOSED to age? Cosmetic surgery, magic serums, taking medications meant for sick people -- for...

Feb 10, 2023

Attorney Spencer Sheehan and his frivolous lawsuits, Bitchin' Sauce, iceberg videos, and a Jan 6 rioter acquitted for being an evangelical loony.

Promo: Reverie True Crime Podcast
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Jan 27, 2023

Everyone else is talking about Prince Harry's frostbitten junk, why not us?  


Pitney has a new obsession in Harry and Meghan, and we gleefully trash the monarchy while we talk about the awesome couple. Amelia shares a terrific Netflix documentary, Stutz, made by Jonah Hill. It’s all about a therapist's methods and...