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We may be awful, but we're right! A gay guy and his fat friend talking about... well, pretty much everything.  We've got 40 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. Names are changed to protect the guilty. We are vulgar and have potty mouths so please don't listen if you don't like that sort of thing. We also are a chitchat show, so please don't listen if you don't like that either. We are definitely not everyone's cup of tea, but the people who like us REALLY like us. We are open about depression, anxiety, addiction, abuse... you name it. We laugh at our crazy brains and love our therapists.  We've found that being honest about mental illness helps people feel less alone and we encourage listeners to reach out when they need help. If you need a couple new friends, here's two you can stick into your ears anytime you want! You can listen to us here, follow us on social media, and sometimes catch us doing livestreams. Even on video! Join our weird little family. It's fun here.
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Thankful 9: Gratitude Out the Wazoo

Nov 25, 2024

It's Thankful number 9! And we might not really have gratitude out the wazoo, but we're trying!

Pitney is thankful for vaping, Amelia is thankful for Agatha All Along, and we are starting a virtual motherfucking COVEN. And you're all in it, just by being here. You just gotta listen. 

 

Promos:

Witches Talking Tarot

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Post-Election Pause

Nov 15, 2024

Yeah, it’s still the Year Of Us, but it’s also the Year Of Us Taking Care Of Ourselves. We were supposed to record a normal episode #222 the day after the election, but, as you can imagine, things didn’t go the way we would have preferred. So we recorded this instead.

 

Be sure to get yourself caught up because...

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Filler

Oct 31, 2024

An extra episode from back in April that gave Amelia a break while she got ready for Halloween! So it’s all about stuff that was going on with us back then, like crying through a solar eclipse, mixing up neighbors, wearing Helen Lawson pants, sisters being stupid, and MORE!

 

Promos: 

Invasion of the Remake  

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Stitch Witchery

Oct 18, 2024

Happy Halloween, y’all!

 

We’re talking about our love of making and wearing costumes, what we wore for trick or treating, being inspired to turn a costume we saw into something we could actually wear, and all the creative problem solving involved! Maybe we’ll help you to realize that you can make that thing...

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Party Pants

Oct 4, 2024

It's Pitney's birthday, and we are serving birthday parties, birthday tantrums, arcades, roller rinks, the whole shebang! We ate that cake and left no crumbs!

Promos:

Witches Talking Tarot https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCGz3eBeBSGd3A0Y0dWWdb5A 

2 Skeptical Chaps http://www.2skepticalchaps.libsyn.com/ 

(Want to swap...

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