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We may be awful, but we're right! A gay guy and his fat friend talking about... well, pretty much everything.  We've got 40 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. Names are changed to protect the guilty. We are vulgar and have potty mouths so please don't listen if you don't like that sort of thing. We also are a chitchat show, so please don't listen if you don't like that either. We are definitely not everyone's cup of tea, but the people who like us REALLY like us. We are open about depression, anxiety, addiction, abuse... you name it. We laugh at our crazy brains and love our therapists.  We've found that being honest about mental illness helps people feel less alone and we encourage listeners to reach out when they need help. If you need a couple new friends, here's two you can stick into your ears anytime you want! You can listen to us here, follow us on social media, and sometimes catch us doing livestreams. Even on video! Join our weird little family. It's fun here.

Oct 28, 2025

(Surprise! I put it out a few days early so you have time to share it before Halloween... so share it with a friend!!)

 

Well, gang, we made it. Halloween 2025. You did so great that you’ve earned the best content we could give you: one segment after another of top-notch Halloween awesomeness.

 

It’s informative,...


Remember Me

Oct 21, 2025

autumn greeneryThe veil between this world and the next is so thin
One breath separates them.
-- Sylvia Plath
Samhain Crow design

 

We hope you enjoyed the new episode, number 241, Cut Your Own Cheese!, and as you heard in the coven meeting, we’ve got a lot of work to do during the next few weeks, so let’s get at it!

 

Samhain:

Samhain: The History,...


Oct 17, 2025

The first of our one-two punch of Halloween! This week we get positively catty about an old favorite from the 1970s, The Hardy Boys Meet Dracula! It's giving pointless subplots, bad accents, and the Phantom of the Paradise. Sort of. Then Amelia flips her wiglet over all the little things bugging her this spooky season,...


Oct 3, 2025

Pitney celebrates his birthday by being outraged by young people. From texting versus phone calls versus email to fake eyelashes and contour and "a dewy finish," we're telling everyone to get off our lawn!

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Coven meeting notes:

Get Inspired – Loser > Spectator
Take...


Too Awesome to Fail

Oct 3, 2025

autumn greenery
Those who dare to fail miserably can achieve greatly.
- John F. Kennedy

 

It’s finally October! We hope everyone is getting exactly the autumn weather they hope for. Amelia is still sweating her newly-smaller tits off but things are beginning to cool a bit!

We hope you enjoyed the new episode, number 240, Pick Up the...