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We may be awful, but we're right! A gay guy and his fat friend talking about... well, pretty much everything.  We've got 40 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. Names are changed to protect the guilty. We are vulgar and have potty mouths so please don't listen if you don't like that sort of thing. We also are a chitchat show, so please don't listen if you don't like that either. We are definitely not everyone's cup of tea, but the people who like us REALLY like us. We are open about depression, anxiety, addiction, abuse... you name it. We laugh at our crazy brains and love our therapists.  We've found that being honest about mental illness helps people feel less alone and we encourage listeners to reach out when they need help. If you need a couple new friends, here's two you can stick into your ears anytime you want! You can listen to us here, follow us on social media, and sometimes catch us doing livestreams. Even on video! Join our weird little family. It's fun here.

Jan 29, 2026

First off, the weekly peeves: annoying ways of talking and slamming doors! Then Amelia loses her mind a little bit after observing online fandom and how wrong it is, specifically what she saw while falling down a Stranger Things rabbithole. Then things take a Hallmark turn because Pitney is a huge fan of the...


Jan 9, 2026

We're kicking off the new year like old folks with aches and pains and menopause. 

What's new for 2026? Doing our best to be a safe place to land when the world is too much. And introducing a very silly and bitchy segment, PEEVES!  This week: People who don't read the information in front of them and just get angry, and...