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We may be awful, but we're right! A gay guy and his fat friend talking about... well, pretty much everything.  We've got 40 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. Names are changed to protect the guilty. We are vulgar and have potty mouths so please don't listen if you don't like that sort of thing. We also are a chitchat show, so please don't listen if you don't like that either. We are definitely not everyone's cup of tea, but the people who like us REALLY like us. We are open about depression, anxiety, addiction, abuse... you name it. We laugh at our crazy brains and love our therapists.  We've found that being honest about mental illness helps people feel less alone and we encourage listeners to reach out when they need help. If you need a couple new friends, here's two you can stick into your ears anytime you want! You can listen to us here, follow us on social media, and sometimes catch us doing livestreams. Even on video! Join our weird little family. It's fun here.

Feb 20, 2026

Just when we think our brains stopped working because we're old, we realize we've always been calendar dumb. Showing up to things on the wrong day, not knowing what year it is... dumb. Commiserate with us!

And this week in Peeves, people who dance in commercials and skinny bitches in fat chairs. 


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Feb 6, 2026

We're getting old and we don't care what people think! Generation Zygote needs to mind their business. Are we the first generation to ignore the whole idea of "age appropriate?" You're welcome, children. 

And in Peeves, the unnecessary complexity of unsubscribing and the arrogance of traffic lights!


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