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A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

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Oct 20, 2023

For this year's Halloween special we're talking real-life vampires in the United States, both in the late 1700s and 1800s in New England and in the current day. But first, we visit preparations for Amelia's yard haunt, enjoy some Facebook drama amongst cemetery enthusiasts, and taste some seasonal Spam.



Oct 21, 2022

Happy Halloween!

Amelia’s decorating, Pitney’s Samhain-ing, we’re clobbering candy critics, and saying goodbye to an Austin icon. Plus, someone's disheveled and shoeless. Who could it be? 




Promos: Invasion of the Remake and 2 Skeptical Chaps...

Oct 22, 2021

Amelia’s tenuous connections to the Texas Chainsaw Massacre franchise. Pitney is excited about the documentary Hail Satan? and what he learned about the Satanic Temple. Salem, Massachusetts has a weird way of “celebrating” their history this time of year. And this week in self-care, enough is enough. 



Oct 22, 2020

It's Pitney & Amelia's Spooky Stax!

We're celebrating Halloween this year by sharing our love of Halloween themed records! Music, scary stories, classic sound effects, everything you need to set a Halloween mood! Plus, a bit of QAnon woo!

Here are links to stuff we talked about in this episode!

Scary Sounds of Halloween...

Oct 25, 2019

If you missed our guest spot on One Giant Leap for Geeks, you can check it out HERE!

It’s Halloween again, and Pitney is getting ready to move back to California, so apart from one last Samhain ritual at his place, he’s focused on purging and packing.

Amelia is gearing up for the hundreds of trick-or-treaters...