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We may be awful, but we're right! A gay guy and his fat friend talking about... well, pretty much everything.  We've got 40 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. Names are changed to protect the guilty. We are vulgar and have potty mouths so please don't listen if you don't like that sort of thing. We also are a chitchat show, so please don't listen if you don't like that either. We are definitely not everyone's cup of tea, but the people who like us REALLY like us. We are open about depression, anxiety, addiction, abuse... you name it. We laugh at our crazy brains and love our therapists.  We've found that being honest about mental illness helps people feel less alone and we encourage listeners to reach out when they need help. If you need a couple new friends, here's two you can stick into your ears anytime you want! You can listen to us here, follow us on social media, and sometimes catch us doing livestreams. Even on video! Join our weird little family. It's fun here.

No Flossing in Public!

May 29, 2026

No Texas Frightmare Weekend again this year, because reasons. We take as few moments to harken back to the beginning of the podcast, which was closely tied to TFW! 

Memories of retail customers of yore: The Snob of Ross Dress for Less. The Lying Returner of the Purple Pumps. Miss Wine of the Colorful Plumage. The Happy...

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They Can't All Be ABBA

May 15, 2026

After a quick catching up (including dental work and horrible smells), Pitney and Amelia talk about the phenomenon of music acts being hugely successful around the world, especially in Europe, and yet they're unknown in the U.S., leading to a pledge to watch Eurovision this year. Amelia's peeved about the way poll...

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Pickle Slut

Apr 17, 2026

An apology to those who googled "butter" and saw stuff. Pickles. Memories of Geocities. Catch phrases. Encores. And another long MCU-style post-credits scene. (Did you know we put those at the end of every episode? Just a little extra treat for those who stick it out!)

 

Promos:

2 Skeptical Chaps

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Personal Private Butter

Apr 2, 2026

The correct way to pronounce "Reese's Pieces." Alternative news media that fails to cater to its audience.

Then... BUTTER. Private Butter. Personal, private butter. You'll end up as fascinated and confused as we are, I promise.


Promo:
True Crime South Africa  https://truecrimesouthafrica.com/ Insta:...

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Humpsmaxxing Your Camel

Mar 20, 2026

Pitney and Amelia share news stories with each other that reveal that the worlds of incels and camels are remarkably similar. And our pet peeves this week are clown-level false eyelashes and inappropriate clapping. 

 

Promos:
Morbid Forest https://linktr.ee/themorbidforest  
2 Skeptical Chaps

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