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A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

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Jul 3, 2020

Mmmmmm leftovers! This week we dug to the back of the freezer to pull out a few things that didn’t quite fit into other recent shows. Like just how much Skyrim Pitney REALLY plays. Amelia reading an excerpt from Jenna Jameson’s memoir to see if Pitney can guess which celebrity about whom she was spilling some...


Jun 7, 2020

HERE, QUEER, AND IN YOUR EAR -- NEW PRIDE GOODIES IN OUR ZAZZLE SHOP!PRIDE  PROCEEDS GO TO THE ACLU!

Amelia finally got to have her rescheduled hysterectomy! Hear all about the COVID precautions and protocols, cool tiny robots, and what it's like to find out you've been walking around with a freakishly gigantic uterus...


May 22, 2020

This week's episode has a healthy dose of the cattiness that we are known for! Explore the stinky bowels of Twitter as Amelia recounts her adventures with a couple of 20-something know it alls.
Pitney and the Fabulous Steve are at it again, making fun of people, the President and reminiscing about how shopping malls...


May 8, 2020

First of all, you need to know that Pitney’s mother’s house has no air conditioning, so he often records with the window open. Hence the occasionally really loud wind chimes. Reality is, like, so real.

This week we are all about sharing our genius with you! Get ready to learn the proper way to use a plunger, the...


Apr 10, 2020

Ever have commercials that just irritate the bejesus of out you? Well, we do too! Hear all about them on this latest episode of the BitchenBoutique! Learn all about how ultra-fans worship fictitious characters, and how Pitney and Amelia are coping with health challenges, and the weirdness of the world in general. Blue...