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A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

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Jul 31, 2020

This week, Pitney and Amelia talk about exciting careers we could have had if only we’d made more of an effort. Or any effort at all, in Amelia’s case. Then some talk about learning to type sends us on a tangent about a favorite KISS album, which reminds Pitney how he and Tricia Von Liechtenstein met.

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Jul 16, 2020

After a quick bit of catching up, Pitney and Amelia talk about Hamilton hot takes and how it’s not necessary to announce to the world that you don’t like a thing. All fandoms have this problem, but jeez people, just because someone likes a thing you don’t like doesn’t mean that person is WRONG. What can make or...


Jul 3, 2020

Mmmmmm leftovers! This week we dug to the back of the freezer to pull out a few things that didn’t quite fit into other recent shows. Like just how much Skyrim Pitney REALLY plays. Amelia reading an excerpt from Jenna Jameson’s memoir to see if Pitney can guess which celebrity about whom she was spilling some...


Jun 7, 2020

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Amelia finally got to have her rescheduled hysterectomy! Hear all about the COVID precautions and protocols, cool tiny robots, and what it's like to find out you've been walking around with a freakishly gigantic uterus...


May 22, 2020

This week's episode has a healthy dose of the cattiness that we are known for! Explore the stinky bowels of Twitter as Amelia recounts her adventures with a couple of 20-something know it alls.
Pitney and the Fabulous Steve are at it again, making fun of people, the President and reminiscing about how shopping malls...