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We may be awful...but we're right!

A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

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May 19, 2023

While getting excited about Texas Frightmare Weekend, Amelia lets off steam by telling more "they dumb" stories about The Valedictorian and The Duchess. Then there's an old Bethesda game and a first concert in forever and a house too clean to live in.


Promos: Ignorance Was Bliss  and 2 Skeptical Chaps  
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May 5, 2023

A snack tray of delicious nuggets of revenge. The Cheeto of mystery. Mailers from nowhere. And what Pitney once did with a bird feeder. Plus, spokeswoman fandom and The Marvels!  

Promo: Reel Feels Podcast 
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Apr 21, 2023

So much excitement. "Suzanne" gets revenge. Pitney is reminded of the music and style of 1982 thanks to a Solid Gold video and it kicks off a crapvalanche of GenX delights. Then he reveals his new love of a band Amelia has NOT heard of.

Promos: Fellowship of the Geeks and 2 Skeptical Chaps 
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Apr 7, 2023

This is a damn good one.

A little post-visit debriefing leads to a story of a scandalous letter Pitney's mom received from a racist cousin. Trying to understand why young people don't pick their friends up from the airport. Hating Kanye and loving sleep. Flower delivery shenanigans. And so much more!


Promo: FriGay the...

Mar 24, 2023

Pitney is a high fashion influencer. 

Amelia's sister says stupid stuff. 

Pitney loves Atomic Heart while Amelia loves The Last of Us. 


Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps  and Ignorance Was Bliss  

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