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Surgery, Sex, and Sunflower Seeds

Jun 7, 2020

HERE, QUEER, AND IN YOUR EAR -- NEW PRIDE GOODIES IN OUR ZAZZLE SHOP!PRIDE  PROCEEDS GO TO THE ACLU!

Amelia finally got to have her rescheduled hysterectomy! Hear all about the COVID precautions and protocols, cool tiny robots, and what it's like to find out you've been walking around with a freakishly gigantic uterus all your life.

Somehow, while surfing the internet, an article about Wayne Newton selling his estate led Pitney to a wholly remarkable story about a wannabe porn star whose "sex in public" videos may have resulted in a gas station closing forever.

And this week in woo, the things you sometimes have to do to get your crops to grow.

Promos: 2 Girls on a Bench  and 2 Skeptical Chaps
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Who the heck are Pitney and Amelia? A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

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