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A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

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Aug 25, 2016

A discussion of unguents, balms, and salves takes an odd turn. Then things get dirty. NSFW. We mean it. Oh, and we introduce yet another new character!

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over six years ago

In addition to Vasoline, there was a guy who walked around the Castro with a 5 Gallon bucket of Lube! I think that it was the Patio Bar at 6am Sundays where you could depend upon his appearance. And don't even get me started on the motor oil freak that rode the Metro with a black plastic garbage bag with oil and toys(?) I guess.

over six years ago

I can't remember what color nail polish that I painted on my teeth at Beauty School. Unfortunately there are no known photos so I need you to remember!