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A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

Jun 23, 2017

Sometimes hip and happening means old-school and over. Why would Austin decide its airport needed to go back in time? And do the super-cool lack sweat glands? Pitney and Amelia question the sanity behind some weird new developments at ABIA.

Then we kvetch about how Austin has changed over the years, and how you can't...

Jun 9, 2017

What's Pitney's favorite word? What's Amelia's least favorite sound? This week, we took the Bernard Pivot Questionnaire, better known as that thing James Lipton does at the end of Inside the Actors' Studio. We learned some stuff about ourselves and each other!

Then we peruse the Photo Gallery on the Mar-A-Lago website...

May 26, 2017


This is amazing. We can't thank you all enough for the support. So we decided to make you something: it's a clip show!

If you're new to us, this episode is a bit of a sampler platter. If you've been listening for a while, we hope this features some of your favorite...

May 11, 2017

It's our Texas Frightmare Weekend Special!

Come with us to the Hyatt Regency hotel in the DFW airport (seriously!) as we celebrate one of our favorite nerdy pleasures! HORROR MOVIES!

First, as we enjoy delicious pints of beer in the hotel bar, we sit down with a friend to discuss what distinguishes horror from other...

Apr 27, 2017

Omigod, like bag those toenails! Amelia desperately needs a pedicure, and we talk about how fabulous toenail polish is. Then Pitney shares a story you just will NOT believe about a crazy woman who showed up to a poolside potluck and changed his life forever.

Texas Frightmare Weekend is coming up soon, and we're excited...