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Oct 10, 2019

Welcome to our contribution to All The Horror 2019! We hope you check out episodes from the other shows participating this month. It's been a blast! Check the #AllTheHorror hashtag to find more!

This week, we're talking about made-for-TV horror. First Pitney tells us about a few films of Lucio Fulci, the master of...


Sep 26, 2019

Pitney's dog Joxer had a lot of fun running around the room while we recorded this week's episode. Hope you like puppy noises!

Pitney went to Candytopia with some friends and swam in a sea of marshmallows!

Amelia recalls a ridiculous business where people pay money to take photos of themselves. Really. It's a thing.


Sep 18, 2019

Ah, Podcoin, we hardly knew ye.

So, this is really for the people who listen to us on Podcoin, but the rest of you might want to hear it, because it's goofy as hell.

The couple hundred of you who subscribed on Podcoin were loyal and awesome and we're really sorry that app is kaput in about a week, but we're hoping you...


Sep 13, 2019

Remember when The Fabulous Steve was here? Well, we chatted with him about the days of personal ads, and how low-tech things were compared to the hookup apps of today. Pitney said he'd never used any of those apps and was pretty adamant about it. Then suddenly, his inner sex monster awakened and his phone was burning up...


Aug 29, 2019

Itching for more horror content? Well, mark your calendars, because ALL THE HORROR 2019 IS COMING!

Sometimes horror movies come out that modern pagans are afraid will tarnish their reputations. Midsommar was one of those movies. But Pitney saw it and it's totally fine. Weird and freaky, but not offensive to his Wiccan...