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A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

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Jul 5, 2018

How dare people think they have the right to judge us!

Seriously, though, Amelia had two really gross encounters with waitstaff at Applebee’s where they treated her as a “fat customer” instead of a “customer,” much to Pitney’s surprise. She talks about how she often gets treated horribly for daring to exist...


Jun 22, 2018

This week, Pitney and Amelia talk about some of their past relationships, particularly the moment they knew it was OVER. Sometimes it sneaks up on you, and sometimes it hits you like a ton of bricks, but that moment comes when the relationship just can't go on any longer.

And sometimes the relationship shouldn't even...


Jun 8, 2018

Have you seen Wild Wild Country on Netflix? It's a documentary about the hubbub surrounding the commune of the followers of Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh (now known as Osho) in Oregon. Everybody's talking about it, including us!

Amelia hasn't watched the series yet, so Pitney told her all about the events that happened...


Our "Do You Love Me?" Contest Winner!

May 25, 2018

Congratulations to @no_way_sheen!

For promoting our show in public, he wins a prize package full of show swag!

DYLM contest winner 2018


May 25, 2018

It's our SECOND ANNIVERSARY! Time really flies, doesn't it?

This year, instead of doing a clip show, we decided to give you a semi-normal, but still kinda special episode to celebrate the end of our second year. Am I hyping it too much? Probably.

First, Pitney tells us how frustrated he is with how Kerrville Land Rush...