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A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

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Jan 17, 2020

We apologize for the sound mix in this episode. We’re on a new learning curve. Bear with us.

This week, we’re talking Netflix’s Dracula and a story about Lestat and Louis that only Pitney could tell. Then a review of The Witcher and whether or not Henry Cavill is hot. The answer might surprise you! Pitney gets hit...


Jan 3, 2020

(The sound is off. Apologies. Also, Amelia has cedar fever, so excuse her stuffy nose.)

Happy New Year!

This is the last episode Pitney recorded in Texas. A couple days after this, he loaded up the truck and moved back to California! Hear us talk about the experience of packing up your life and going home, what he’s...


Dec 6, 2019

2019 is almost over, y'all! When we recorded this episode, Pitney was gearing up for his big move back to San Jose, CA. We talk about new segments being planned for the new year, audiodramas Pitney is excited to listen to in the car, a magic wand made with rubies, and a computer programmer who won't leave Amelia...


Sep 26, 2019

Pitney's dog Joxer had a lot of fun running around the room while we recorded this week's episode. Hope you like puppy noises!

Pitney went to Candytopia with some friends and swam in a sea of marshmallows!

Amelia recalls a ridiculous business where people pay money to take photos of themselves. Really. It's a thing.


Aug 16, 2019

Have you ever felt like you don't belong? Nerds feel that way a lot. But what if the fandom you're into isn't into you? Or what if you love a band/movie/show/etc but can't get down with the other fans because you're not extreme enough? This week, we talk about not fitting in with superfans.

Vaginal flora! It could save...