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A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

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Nov 8, 2019

Pitney finally saw the Child’s Play remake and boy does he have thoughts. Neither of us saw the new Joker movie, and boy do we have thoughts. The whole Batman universe? Thoughts. Movies that suck? Guess what. More thoughts.

Ladies, you have more power in your vagina than you knew. Behold the power to control men’s...


Oct 25, 2019

If you missed our guest spot on One Giant Leap for Geeks, you can check it out HERE!

It’s Halloween again, and Pitney is getting ready to move back to California, so apart from one last Samhain ritual at his place, he’s focused on purging and packing.

Amelia is gearing up for the hundreds of trick-or-treaters...


Oct 10, 2019

Welcome to our contribution to All The Horror 2019! We hope you check out episodes from the other shows participating this month. It's been a blast! Check the #AllTheHorror hashtag to find more!

This week, we're talking about made-for-TV horror. First Pitney tells us about a few films of Lucio Fulci, the master of...


Sep 26, 2019

Pitney's dog Joxer had a lot of fun running around the room while we recorded this week's episode. Hope you like puppy noises!

Pitney went to Candytopia with some friends and swam in a sea of marshmallows!

Amelia recalls a ridiculous business where people pay money to take photos of themselves. Really. It's a thing.


Sep 18, 2019

Ah, Podcoin, we hardly knew ye.

So, this is really for the people who listen to us on Podcoin, but the rest of you might want to hear it, because it's goofy as hell.

The couple hundred of you who subscribed on Podcoin were loyal and awesome and we're really sorry that app is kaput in about a week, but we're hoping you...