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A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

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May 20, 2022

Assorted tales of entitlement and disrespect. A “Dear Abby” letter about not wanting to hear the Happy Birthday song, an AITA about how a woman eats noodles, and the aggro-face-humping abomination that is Madison Cawthorn, who lost his primary bid for his own seat in Congress in between the recording and the...

May 6, 2022

It's Texas Frightmare Weekend time again! Normally, we'd be recording in the car on the drive home, but this year ended up very different! Find out why Pitney couldn't come to Dallas, and how Amelia spent the weekend at the con all by herself! Hear about the tragedy of Waco traffic, the glamour of getting a tattoo in...