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A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

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Dec 29, 2023

Our dog babies are getting old. Joan Crawford gags over Bette Davis. Amelia dreams of coffee-flavored toothpaste. Children misbehave at a holiday concert. Hostess snack cakes reign supreme.



Serial Napper Podcast  

2 Skeptical Chaps 

Dec 15, 2023

An instant camp classic! Get ready for the most perfect pairing ever -- Christmas and the Valley of the Dolls! We reenact our favorite scene from the movie, Amelia presents A Very Valley of the Dolls Christmas, Pitney gives tips on turning your home into an authentic 60s party paradise, and we plan your perfect cocktail...

Dec 1, 2023

KISS is finally sitting down and taking a rest after nearly 50 years of touring. We thought it would be a great time to tell you all how much we love them! First we'll tell the stories of what made us into KISS fans, and then we'll answer these burning questions: 

  • What's your favorite filthy KISS song? 
  • What's the...