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A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

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Dec 15, 2023

An instant camp classic! Get ready for the most perfect pairing ever -- Christmas and the Valley of the Dolls! We reenact our favorite scene from the movie, Amelia presents A Very Valley of the Dolls Christmas, Pitney gives tips on turning your home into an authentic 60s party paradise, and we plan your perfect cocktail...

Dec 16, 2022


Happy Holidays! This year we're breaking down how everybody's a pagan when it's winter solstice time, because Yule is all around us, in nearly every secular "Christmas" tradition. The tree, the fire, the giving of gifts, the drinking of punch, the singing,...

Dec 17, 2021

It’s OK not to be OK during the holidays. Commiserate with your pals Pitney and Amelia as we talk about how we just CAN’T EVEN right now. Set boundaries. Eat yummy food. And watch movies where people fight on Christmas because it’s hella cathartic. (We discuss three: A Summer Place, The Ref, and the John Waters...

Dec 18, 2020

Christmastime is here. Happiness and cheer. We do a deep dive into our Christmas music collections and share some exquisite and unusual holiday favorites. It's sure to help you get in the mood! And in the final segment of the Year of Woo, Pitney teaches us all about pyramid power!


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Dec 20, 2019

Happy Holidays! Celebrate a low-key Christmas with us as we talk about the Black Christmas reboot and a bunch of weird Christmas facts Pitney found on the internet. (For example, did you know that some devout Christians once made celebrating Christmas ILLEGAL? Oh, Christians. You so silly.)

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