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A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

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Jul 16, 2021

Stories of days that started off bad and then the world just kept piling on more and more crap. Amelia got heatstroke at a nude beach, and Pitney had to find money for a late power bill payment. Then some jackass gave Amelia a mullet in 2006. It’s a whole thing. And this week in self-care, the importance of...

Jul 2, 2021

Shopping at Torrid. Amelia's big anniversary this year. Memories of WesterCon 1996 in El Paso. The right way to poop. Indecency with an Elmo doll. And THEN things get weird.


Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps and Reverie True Crime Podcast

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Jun 18, 2021

Happy Pride, queers and dears! This year we’ve got a lot of fabulous stuff for you. A bit about what queer-friendly and inclusive stuff Target is up to, a couple of non-cis historical figures, and we give you the lowdown on a surprisingly subversive sixties comedy called The Gay Deceivers. It’s so much more than...

Jun 4, 2021

We dive into a few select stories from Am I The Asshole? and give our uncensored opinions. And in this week's #YearOfSelfCare, Amelia talks about how any exercise is better than none at all.


Promo: Brook Reading Podcast 

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May 20, 2021

Hey! It’s Mental Health Awareness Month! Regular listeners are quite aware of our mental health or lack thereof, but we haven’t done an episode about it in a while, so here we are, talkin’ about it. We’re talking medication, masculinity, and making an effort to look out for ourselves. No shame here!

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