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We may be awful, but we're right! A gay guy and his fat friend talking about... well, pretty much everything.  We've got 40 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. Names are changed to protect the guilty. We are vulgar and have potty mouths so please don't listen if you don't like that sort of thing. We also are a chitchat show, so please don't listen if you don't like that either. We are definitely not everyone's cup of tea, but the people who like us REALLY like us. We are open about depression, anxiety, addiction, abuse... you name it. We laugh at our crazy brains and love our therapists.  We've found that being honest about mental illness helps people feel less alone and we encourage listeners to reach out when they need help. If you need a couple new friends, here's two you can stick into your ears anytime you want! You can listen to us here, follow us on social media, and sometimes catch us doing livestreams. Even on video! Join our weird little family. It's fun here.

Jun 26, 2025

Boobs! Cans! Gazongas! Sweater puppies! 
Pretty much sums up the episode, but there's more to it.
Amelia has brought her husband along to fill in for Pitney this week, and while they chat about their shared love of movies with lots of boobs in them, she realizes she never came out to him back when she realized that she...


Turn Your Face to the Sun

Jun 26, 2025

summer flowers
Point your fire like a flower.
-- Annie Finch

Well! It’s been an eventful two weeks, hasn’t it? We’ve had a pathetic presidential birthday parade, raucous and very successful No Kings Day protests all over the place, big baby tantrums resulting in big bratty booms, and a heat wave that could choke the life out of...


Jun 13, 2025

Some chitchat about Pitney’s week-long visit with Amelia, discussion about rude breeders in stores and parking lots, and then big frustration about what the hell happened in the season finale of Doctor Who.

 

And we’re still reeling from the accuracy of the tarot reading we did last month.
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Jump Right In!

Jun 12, 2025

If you feel like there’s something out there that you’re supposed to be doing,
if you have a passion for it, then stop wishing and just do it.
- Wanda Sykes

 

Happy No Kings Day to all who celebrate! Have you listened to this week's episode number 235, Doctor Whaaaa? yet? You'll definitely want to check that out,...


May 30, 2025

We are bitchen in Amelia's kitchen this week, showing you a recipe for a delicious broccoli soup for people like Pitney who don't even LIKE broccoli! It's fresh, it's vegan, and it's got the NOOCH! (And yes, I said SHOWING. visit our YouTube channel to see the video version of this episode!)

Soup recipe: