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A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

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Oct 6, 2023

Supersized episode where we tear into Ari Aster’s first two features, Hereditary and Midsommar, and discuss his genius as a filmmaker.

Does that mean we love both movies? Does that mean our favorite is your favorite? You’ll have to listen to find out.

We address not only our opinions but we react to each...

Jun 2, 2023

Of course you don't know what AFDH stands for! That's why you have to listen!

Once again Pitney and Amelia find themselves at Texas Frightmare Weekend, the southwest's premier horror convention, and they're gonna tell you all about it. They had the usual fun (shopping, discovering awesome low-budget films, ogling Ted...

May 6, 2022

It's Texas Frightmare Weekend time again! Normally, we'd be recording in the car on the drive home, but this year ended up very different! Find out why Pitney couldn't come to Dallas, and how Amelia spent the weekend at the con all by herself! Hear about the tragedy of Waco traffic, the glamour of getting a tattoo in...

Apr 8, 2022

Please enjoy this thick, hearty bowl of Texas Chainsaw Massacre stew, where we talk about the glorious original 1974 film and the 2022 Netflix sequel. Then help yourself to a tasty side of spring-fresh patron saints of doink disease, and for dessert, a random discussion that took us back in time 40 years to a scandal in...

Oct 17, 2021

Welcome one and all to our All The Horror Special for 2021!


Tonight we were joined LIVE by Drew (Reel Feels Podcast), Mikey (Fellowship of the Geeks), Tony (Flicks XRayed), and Tricia & Siana (2 Girls on a Bench) to answer questions delivered to us by a spinning wheel filled with topics such as "hammiest performance...