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A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

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Jun 30, 2023

Happy Pride 2023! Gotta latte of pride and it's better latte than never. Get it?  

This year's Pride episode stays in the neighborhood of the butthole, and we swear we didn't plan it like that at all. First, we dished on The Bottom Digest, an influencer who wants to make bottoms bottom the best. And while we were on...

Jun 17, 2022

Ahoy, matey! It be the Pride episode, and this year we're talking all about gay pirates. It's a bit of Anne Bonny and Mary Read, the real story of why the legendary Blackbeard would want to sail with a guy like Stede Bonnet, and the hit HBOMax series their tale inspired, Our Flag Means Death! Fascinating tidbits about...

Jun 3, 2022

Happy Pride Month! We’re gonna get you fired up and ready to make some changes in the world. If you’ve never participated in activism before, it’s time you started.   

#Pride #PrideMonth #Pride2022 


Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps and FriGay the 13th   

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Mar 25, 2022

We’re pissed off about what’s going on in Texas and Florida and damn straight we’re gonna talk about it in the way you’d expect from us. Our feelings are serious even if our language is not. Smart, vulgar talk about scary stuff. A quick note about what Chuck Tingle is up to these days. (Don’t know him? You...

Jan 28, 2022

Amelia talks to the delightful K Anderson from the Lost Spaces Podcast about loving trashy gay bars, realizing everybody isn’t a little bit into women, understanding the need for queer spaces, dumping evil people, hating Gwyneth Paltrow, and being comfortable enough to find yourself. And this week’s #YearOfTheSaints...