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A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

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The Mystery of Laura Nyro and Pink Champagne

Jul 31, 2016

Thanks to our listener Jeremy (hi Jeremy!), we learned more about that old story Pitney remembered about Laura Nyro serving pink champagne and canned tuna fish! Hear his email in episode 6, Finding Left of Center. Here's the link he sent...

Jul 28, 2016

Listen in as two non-experts talk about politics in America.

As we admit that while we believe it’s important to listen to those on the other side of an issue, we don’t always do it.

As we talk about how the way you approach people who disagree with you affects their ability to listen.

Recorded right at the...

Jul 14, 2016

Were you a weird child? Come with us as we reminisce about why we were the weirdest kids we knew. Then we continue down the weirdness track, discussing the joys of cussing, fake pregnancies, and some really odd compliments we've received.

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Jul 1, 2016

We discuss Pitney's experience at the Kerrville Folk Festival, and how important it is to find your tribe, especially when you don't quite fit into the larger community. And we open the mailbag, answering our first listener question!

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