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A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

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Jul 30, 2021

Confessions! Is Pitney losing his identity as a nerdy fanboy? Is Amelia harboring a secret desire to build stuff? How close did Amelia come to attacking the arrogant unvaccinated?


And this week in self-care, yoga nidra. Click here for the yoga nidra meditation Amelia made just for you!


Promos: 2 Girls on a Bench, 2...

Jul 16, 2021

Stories of days that started off bad and then the world just kept piling on more and more crap. Amelia got heatstroke at a nude beach, and Pitney had to find money for a late power bill payment. Then some jackass gave Amelia a mullet in 2006. It’s a whole thing. And this week in self-care, the importance of...

Jul 2, 2021

Shopping at Torrid. Amelia's big anniversary this year. Memories of WesterCon 1996 in El Paso. The right way to poop. Indecency with an Elmo doll. And THEN things get weird.


Promos: 2 Skeptical Chaps and Reverie True Crime Podcast

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