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A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

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Oct 22, 2020

It's Pitney & Amelia's Spooky Stax!

We're celebrating Halloween this year by sharing our love of Halloween themed records! Music, scary stories, classic sound effects, everything you need to set a Halloween mood! Plus, a bit of QAnon woo!

Here are links to stuff we talked about in this episode!

Scary Sounds of Halloween...


Oct 25, 2019

If you missed our guest spot on One Giant Leap for Geeks, you can check it out HERE!

It’s Halloween again, and Pitney is getting ready to move back to California, so apart from one last Samhain ritual at his place, he’s focused on purging and packing.

Amelia is gearing up for the hundreds of trick-or-treaters...


Oct 25, 2018

Happy Halloween, y'all!

Did you know there are people determined to crap on your Halloween good time? People who think you're a horrible sinner for daring to have spooky fun on October 31st? You know who those people are? Evangelical Christians, of course! Hear what one "former Satanist" and a former teen heartthrob...


Oct 11, 2018

Pitney found an old notebook filled with stories he wrote years ago, stories about his beloved characters Marcus and Mona of the planet Galleria, and this week we share a spooky Halloween story with you! Yes, you read correctly. Pitney and Amelia venture into the world of Scripted Audiodrama!!

Hear descriptions of...


Oct 26, 2017

Happy Halloween and a Blessed Samhain to you all! Get ready for an episode jam-packed with Halloween goodies!

Amelia teaches you about why stereotypical witches wear pointy black hats, have brooms and cats, and boil things in cauldrons! And Pitney teaches us all sorts of crazy things about bats!

Plus we debut two new...