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We may be awful, but we're right! A gay guy and his fat friend talking about... well, pretty much everything.  We've got 40 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. Names are changed to protect the guilty. We are vulgar and have potty mouths so please don't listen if you don't like that sort of thing. We also are a chitchat show, so please don't listen if you don't like that either. We are definitely not everyone's cup of tea, but the people who like us REALLY like us. We are open about depression, anxiety, addiction, abuse... you name it. We laugh at our crazy brains and love our therapists.  We've found that being honest about mental illness helps people feel less alone and we encourage listeners to reach out when they need help. If you need a couple new friends, here's two you can stick into your ears anytime you want! You can listen to us here, follow us on social media, and sometimes catch us doing livestreams. Even on video! Join our weird little family. It's fun here.

Very Special Halloween Special

Oct 28, 2025

(Surprise! I put it out a few days early so you have time to share it before Halloween... so share it with a friend!!)

 

Well, gang, we made it. Halloween 2025. You did so great that you’ve earned the best content we could give you: one segment after another of top-notch Halloween awesomeness.

 

It’s informative,...

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Cut Your Own Cheese!

Oct 17, 2025

The first of our one-two punch of Halloween! This week we get positively catty about an old favorite from the 1970s, The Hardy Boys Meet Dracula! It's giving pointless subplots, bad accents, and the Phantom of the Paradise. Sort of. Then Amelia flips her wiglet over all the little things bugging her this spooky season,...

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Stitch Witchery

Oct 18, 2024

Happy Halloween, y’all!

 

We’re talking about our love of making and wearing costumes, what we wore for trick or treating, being inspired to turn a costume we saw into something we could actually wear, and all the creative problem solving involved! Maybe we’ll help you to realize that you can make that thing...

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Nosfer- What Now?

Oct 20, 2023

For this year's Halloween special we're talking real-life vampires in the United States, both in the late 1700s and 1800s in New England and in the current day. But first, we visit preparations for Amelia's yard haunt, enjoy some Facebook drama amongst cemetery enthusiasts, and taste some seasonal Spam.

 

Promo:...

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Ear Candy

Oct 21, 2022

Happy Halloween!

Amelia’s decorating, Pitney’s Samhain-ing, we’re clobbering candy critics, and saying goodbye to an Austin icon. Plus, someone's disheveled and shoeless. Who could it be? 

 

DANCE IN THE GRAVEYARD BY DELTA RAE: https://youtu.be/lPOM0IUsd_0 

 

Promos: Invasion of the Remake and 2 Skeptical Chaps...

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