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We may be awful...but we're right!

A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

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Aug 27, 2021

Sometimes the best self-care is not beating yourself up for not doing enough self-care. Don’t compare yourself to people who seem to have nothing else to do but meditate and eat clean, because that’s total crap. And then Pitney and Amelia compare dreams, and Amelia loses.


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Aug 13, 2021

The freckle community. Appropriating appropriation. Identification by phallus. When a cigar is definitely NOT just a cigar. Big Macs and banana surprise. 

And this week in self care, fill up your senses.


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