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A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY!

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Jul 29, 2022

The toys we played with the most and what we think they reveal about the kinds of kids we were. And in the #YearOfTheSaints, a dude from the 1600s who could fly.  


Promos: Ignorance Was Bliss and 2 Skeptical Chaps

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Jul 15, 2022

Amelia's heading back to the office and is dreading wearing real clothes again. Pitney admits to wearing pajama pants in public. It's a new world out there. Pitney is excited to learn they're making a new live action Barbie and Ken movie, but not as excited as he was to hear about ketchup dripping down the wall of the...

Jul 1, 2022

Sure, we're angry as hell this week but there's so many more reasons than just the SCOTUS rulings and the world going to hell. We covered a lot of that sort of thing two episodes ago, so feel free to go back and listen to Fighting Heels if you want to get revved up about that.  


This week we're talking about some...

May 20, 2022

Assorted tales of entitlement and disrespect. A “Dear Abby” letter about not wanting to hear the Happy Birthday song, an AITA about how a woman eats noodles, and the aggro-face-humping abomination that is Madison Cawthorn, who lost his primary bid for his own seat in Congress in between the recording and the...

Apr 22, 2022

Pitney's mom hollering at an old lady who won't bid fast enough at bridge. And she once called 9-1-1 because his dad used her coffee pot. And we have a lot of opinions about House of Gucci.  

And this week we celebrate dog saints.  


Promo: Family Plot   

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